What They Called Me Then, What They Call Me Now

In today’s workplace, we see new kinds of titles popping up all over the place on how companies name their people.    Our good friend Cody Hicks who works as a leader at Atlanta Eats (you must watch the show) carries the title Chief Brisket Officer.   When we started with our first employee at the front desk of oXYGen Financial, we used the term Director of First Impressions instead of some bland front desk title.   I have also seen titles in large companies such as Chief People Officer, Chief Revenue Officer, and Chief Technology Officer which have replaced old antiquated titles.  But, when is enough . . . enough?   There are so many new titles today that I miss the titles that really described who people are and what they really do for a job.   Here is my list of what they called me then and what they call me now.

THENNOW
BARTENDERMIXOLOGIST
GARBAGE PERSONSANITATION ENGINEER
HAIRDRESSERCOSMETOLOGIST
STEWARDESSFLIGHT ATTENDANT
STAND UP COMEDIANENTERTAINER
MULTI LEVEL MARKETERBEACHBODY COACH
COMPUTER NERDAPP DEVELOPER
RECEPTIONISTDIRECTOR OF FIRST IMPRESSIONS
PR PERSONAMBASSADOR OF BUZZ
INSIDE SALESPERSONDESIGN CONSULTANT
CUSTOMER SERVICE PERSONREPRESENTATIVE

Job titles continue to evolve in the workplace as creativity continues to be encourage to make the workplace more fun.  I guess it’s just plain unpolitically correct to walk into a bar today and say, “Bartender! Beer!”  What would they have thought about us in the Wild Wild West?   Maybe the next smart money move you can make at work is to try to ask for title change so you can make a few more bucks in your paychecks.   Here’s a new money title . . . . Budgetologist®!   Yeah, I trademarked that one already.

Written by:
Ted Jenkin

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Ted Jenkin is a frequent guest columnist for the Wall Street Journal and Headline News Weekend Express.  He is the co-CEO of oXYGen Financial.  You can follow him on LinkedIn @ www.linkedin.com/in/theceoadvisor or on Twitter @tedjenkin

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My friends and family all think I’m a workaholic, but I say I’m just a guy that loves to help people do better in life.

My mother is still the only one that calls me by my real name Theodore Michael, my wife calls me Teddy, but for the rest of you it is just plain old Ted.

Ever since I was a little kid, I always loved money and being an entrepreneur. In fact, I still have cassette tapes of me talking to my grandmother at the age of five and my mother tells me all the time how much I played with money as a kid...

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Ted Jenkin is a frequent guest columnist for the Wall Street Journal and Headline News Weekend Express. He is the co-CEO of oXYGen Financial. You can follow him on LinkedIn @ www.linkedin.com/in/theceoadvisor or on Twitter @tedjenkin.

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